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Created on 2012-03-01 02:07:49 (#1524892), last updated 2012-10-30 (659 weeks ago)
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| Name: | Varkis Serket |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | Oct 31 |
| Location: | Alternia |
Your name is VARKIS SERKET.
Like many young trolls on the cusp of pubescence, you undertook many fumbling, personally humiliating attempts at courtship. And, like many young male trolls, underestimated the opposite sex's capacity for brutality.
Looking back on it, trying to corner a girl with psychic command over monstrous beasts with a few monstrous beasts wasn't one of your better plans. After months of shyly stringing you along, she finally rejected your tender, thoughtfully crafted blackrom overtures and you ended up at the bottom of a gorge with considerably less feeling in your legs than you had when you were at the top. What shitty luck!
You're pretty sure your luck's going to turn around soon, though. A bum leg or two isn't going to be much of a setback to a champion of extreme role-playing. You're still the schemingest of schemers, a master manipul8tor. In fact, you can turn it into an advantage! Nobody suspects the innocent crippled 8oy!!!!!!!! (Except everyone who's ever known you, that is.)
One day you will weave your web of treachery and deceit into a pattern of events that will end with your inevitable acquisition of something waaaaaaaay better than normal legs. Like mechanical spider legs, or maybe something with rockets. Or maybe spider legs with rockets. In fact, getting paralyzed was arguably all part of the plan.
It sure would be nice if your chair stopped rolling away while you were in your recuperacoon, though.
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